tk: do u still remember about the egg i told you?
my ben: no tell me?
tk: i told you!
my ben: oooh u mena on ur body
my ben:
tk: lol
my ben: mean
tk: yea
my ben: lo
my ben: yeah i remember that
my ben: whya?
tk: now it's gone!
my ben: what u wash it off?
tk: lol
my ben: Baby that ages it must stink
my ben: pooooooo
tk:
my ben: no wonder u dont have boyfrien over ther
tk: but i can have now, it's gone baby
my ben: ooow..
my ben: so wtf do u mean? gone?
tk: the egg!!! gone baby!!!!
tk: i dont know where
my ben: but i thought u rub it on urself?
tk: ok, we both confuse now
tk: lol
my ben: yeah??? u forget u did that?
my ben: lol
tk: no!
tk:
my ben: ok wtf u talking about did u keep some of it??
my ben: mayb a rat got it?
tk: some???
my ben: and eat it
tk: it's jmust 1 egg
tk: jmust*
my ben: of the egg
tk: just*
my ben: this is new word to me jmust
my ben: lol
tk: lo
tk: lol
tk: fuck\
my ben: j lo
tk: fuck!
my ben: how low will u go??
my ben: lol
tk: lol
my ben: so what do u mean about the egg gone missing.... FUCK!!!!
tk:
tk: it's one whole egg
tk: -))
tk:
my ben: yes and u put it on ur body right?
tk: yes
my ben: or were ther two eggs?
tk: only 1 baby
tk: and now it's gone!
my ben: well the egg wenrt on ur body thn u wash it off (i hope) and then it was gone......
my ben: yes?
my ben: or did u save the shell?
tk: baby!!! the EGG is still complete with its shell
tk: fuck!!!
my ben: FDUCKFUCKFUCK
my ben: wHAT
my ben: so now u have an new egg?
tk: it's only one egg baby!!!!
my ben: so what did u rub on yourself???
tk: the egg
my ben: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
my ben: what the fuck are u talking about explain it to me fucksake!!!!!!!!!!
tk:
tk: i told you
tk: the egg
my ben:
tk: lol
tk: i dont understand whtu dont understand!
tk:
my ben: i dont understand why you saying the egg is gone... when i thought it must be gone the day u rubb it on urself
tk: but it's not a broken egg i rub on me
my ben: ok!! now i understand
my ben: so u just rub the outside of the egg on you
my ben: then keep the egg...
tk: yesssssssssssss
my ben: and now its gone
tk: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
my ben: sweeet I understand... thank god!!

lol!!!!!!